Herbie’s Annoying Kid Brother

Herbie’s annoying kid brother drives a car that’s very small
Not big at all
But he’s taken out the silencer and painted it with stripes
He’s a back-wipe
With a double pipe
Herbie’s annoying kid brother kicks out exhaust fumes
Like a chimney stack
He’s tearing the road with his great horsepower
A thousand decibels at twenty miles per hour

He could have made it at Le Mans
If only in his dreams
He revs it hard to whet his appetite
At the traffic light

Herbie’s annoying kid brother drives an extension of his dick
It shoots too quick
He’s a halfwit
And I’m stuck right behind him

Herbie’s annoying kid brother’s spoiler’s larger
Than the Hoover Dam
It won’t move for damn
His faux Ferrari fender’s filled with fetish fantasy petrol porn
Herbie’s annoying kid brother’s trunk is full of junk
Kicking out treble free wub-wub gunk
Laxative bass, in your face!

He could have made it at Brands Hatch
If he wasn’t such a loser
He revs it hard to show that he’s the man
At the pelican

Herbie’s annoying kid brother drives an extension of his dick
It shoots too quick
He’s a halfwit
And I’m stuck right behind him.